New Sins for Modern Times

I’m very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins,
I keep a busy schedule, trying to fit them in.
– Warren Zevon

Because Catholics don’t feel guilty enough, the Vatican has issued a list of seven new mortal sins: taking drugs, genetic modification, carrying out experiments on humans, polluting the environment, causing social injustice, causing poverty and becoming obscenely wealthy. There was no mention of diddling children for personal pleasure.

This proclamation was made from the 100+ acre Vatican City, which is full of opulent buildings decorated with gold and jewels and priceless paintings, and populated by people wearing clothes and jewelry that are worth three times as much as most of their followers make in a year.

What will it take for people to wake up and realize that all this religious foolishness is the largest scam in history?


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