Category: Religion

Banana Man »

Banana Man It’s nine AM on a Sunday The regular crowd shuffles in With their bibles in hand they fill up the stands I wish the girls showed some more skin They say Kirk can you tell me a fairy tale On TV and blogs and YouTube Say something cute about tropical fruit And prove […]

How the Internet Destroys Faith »

Christian apologist Josh McDowell is angry about the Internet. He claims it destroys faith: “The Internet has given atheists, agnostics, skeptics, the people who like to destroy everything that you and I believe, the almost equal access to your kids as your youth pastor and you have… whether you like it or not.” He’s absolutely […]

What Should Be At Ground Zero »

The night after 9/11 I was too pissed and upset to sleep, so I got out of bed and made this, my response to the vile assholes who created this tragedy. Click to Enlarge We responded to the attack by eliminating a substantial portion of our bill of rights. It took us nearly a decade […]

Can I Get A Witness? »

Alternate Title: Shark Lessons “The funniest thing to a great white shark must be a wounded seal trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he’s going?”     — Jack Handey It’s fun to mess with Jehovah’s Witnesses who knock on your door, but most people find it difficult to throw them off […]

Funky Fundy Facts »

This article takes the time to carefully debunk these claims by a fundy anti-choice group. I saw it when some skeptic friends posted it on some social network sites.  They were upeset at the nonsense the fundies were spewing. I look at it a quite differently. This kind of hyperbole is a powerfully good thing. Think about the […]

Osama’s Body »

We’re always lectured that it’s wrong to celebrate anyone’s death, even the death of evil people.  I disagree.  The world is far better off without him, and that’s worth celebrating. I predict Muslims all over the world will riot over this.  I also predict Seattle will get a lot of rain this summer and Paris […]

This All Makes Perfect Sense, Right? »

I had some good friends visiting, a couple I truly loved.  I told them, “You can eat anything in the house, anything at all, except the apples in the fridge.”  Then I left them alone for a while. I came back to find they’d eaten the apples, and were hiding from me in my wife’s […]