Happy Fourth

America no longer exists, but the United States is still a pretty cool place, so the Fourth is still worth celebrating.

Big fireworks displays are great fun, but they’re still a passive experience, and Lee Greenwood sucks. So be sure to blow off some of your own fireworks. Make some noise. Blow stuff up. It’s against Big Brother’s nanny laws, so it’s the most American thing you can do.

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