Perfume Panic

I warned about this more than seven years ago. The only surprise is that it took this long.

Susan McBride, a whiny bitch from Detroit, is suing her employer because people wear scents to work. She imagines this violates her rights under the Americans With Disabilities Act. She wants all her co-workers to stop wearing any sprays, perfumes, colognes, lotions and deodorants because she’s sooooo sensitive.

She hasn’t used the magic words “Multiple Chemical Sensitivity” in any of the articles I’ve read, but that’s what she’s describing. MCS is, of course, an entirely imaginary illness. It is nothing more than extreme hypochondria.

Sicko Podcast

As promised there is now a Quick Hitts podcast that provides an extensive review of Michael Moore’s “Sicko.” It’s the Moore Nonsense” episode (#56) and you can find it here.

Porn on Main Street

“When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd”
– from “Smut” by Tom Lehrer

The City of Keizer, Oregon, put up cement posts to protect pedestrians from traffic. But some residents are complaining that they look like. . . boys things.

The solution – they’re going to fit them with collars and connect them with chains. No, that won’t look more suggestive.

If that doesn’t work the mayor, rather than telling the idiots who are complaining to grow up, is ready to remove and discard the barriers, wasting $20,000 of the tax payers money.

They should be happy they don’t live in Amsterdam.

Thanks to the members of the Jref forums for pointing out this story.

Mad Max in Australia

There is something almost magical about the social aspects of Cigars and Pipes. The simple act of lighting one changes your demeanor, relaxes you, and makes you more willing, hell, more able, to consider other points of view. Conversations among cigar and pipe smokers are different and better then most smoke free conversations.

 

As the Nicotine Nazis continue their relentless mission to stamp out all things fun, this simple pleasure is becoming more and more difficult to enjoy in the presence of friends.

 

Dr. Max Whisson sent this letter to The Weekend Australian Magazine in response to their article about the artist David Hockney. They haven’t printed it, if they ever do they’ll likely edit it, and it deserves to be published in it’s entirety.

 

 

English artist David Hockney is quoted as saying “passive smoking is nonsense” [“Master Class” June 30-July 1]. Such statements are rare in the media these days. Hockney is also reported as referring angrily to his “purloined rights”.

 

Having spent much of my professional life in some of the world’s leading cancer research institutes I cannot resist making a comment. Readers may be surprised to learn that until a few decades ago every laboratory had ash trays and almost all of the best scientists smoked cigarettes, pipes or cigars. In the 1980s, as a senior research worker, I lived through the introduction of bans on indoor smoking. Almost overnight I witnessed the destruction of the deep incisive discussions of both scientific and social questions, and, as the bans spread to pubs and restaurants, the break-up of social groups and the virtual extinction of the stories and jokes which were the lifeline of local cultures.

 

These negative social effects have received almost no publicity and, to my knowledge, no funding. Whilst billions of dollars have been spent trying to prove that passive smoking is dangerous, research laboratories capable of genuine research are starved of funds.

 

Many claims are made about the dangers of passive smoking but a close look at the scientific literature shows that artist Hockney is spot on. It is just nonsense. In my view it is a disgrace that some of my colleagues have gone along with this stuff, even with the best of intentions.

 

Yes, the passive smoking story has persuaded many to stop smoking but there has been a serious downside, including I believe an increase in the use of much more dangerous psycho-active drugs. Worse still, the objective in some well-funded quarters seems to me to be not public health but the fostering of a compliant easily manipulated population.. Certainly that was the main aim of the pioneers of the anti-smoking movement, the Nazis of the 1930s.

 

Dr. Max Whisson

 

Western Australia

Happy Fourth

America no longer exists, but the United States is still a pretty cool place, so the Fourth is still worth celebrating.

Big fireworks displays are great fun, but they’re still a passive experience, and Lee Greenwood sucks. So be sure to blow off some of your own fireworks. Make some noise. Blow stuff up. It’s against Big Brother’s nanny laws, so it’s the most American thing you can do.

The Sickest Thing about “Sicko”

There is much to despise in Michael Moore’s “Sicko.” Like all MM films it features a plethora of half truths and misleading numbers, a few outright lies, and it completely ignores many very important facts. Sometime in the next few days I’ll have an extensive review of it, along with a podcast. But I couldn’t wait to point out what I thought was the most disgusting thing in the film.

After his staged visit to one of the few good Cuban hospitals, he waxes rhapsodic about enemies helping each other, and then proceeds to tell us how wonderful he is:

“That’s when I heard that the man who runs the biggest anti Michael Moore web site on the internet was going to have to shut it down. He could no longer afford to keep it up because his wife was ill and they couldn’t afford to pay for her health insurance. He was faced with a choice of either keep attacking me or pay for his wife’s health. Fortunately, he chose is wife. But something seemed wrong about being forced into such a decision. Why, in a free country, shouldn’t he be able to have health insurance, and exercise his first amendment right to run me into the ground? So I wrote a check for the twelve thousand dollars he needed to keep his wife insured and in treatment and sent it to him anonymously. His wife got better and his web site is still going strong.”

“I sent it to him anonymously” is an interesting sentence. It can be true right up to the moment you say it out loud – then it becomes a lie. Moore didn’t make an anonymous contribution – he made an unidentified one, while he was filming his movie. It’s fair to assume he did it with the full intention of bragging about it in a futile attempt to make himself look good.

If it had been truly anonymous, it would have been a fine and noble thing. But broadcasting it to the entire world makes him a first class schmuck.

It’s All The Fault of Global Warming

Sixteen Things You Can Blame on Global Warming

  1. I thought that the killings in Darfur were the result of tribal warfare, rebel groups, a corrupt government (is there any other kind?) and regional politics. Silly me. It turns out it was caused by global warming. And that’s according to the UN, so you know it must be true.
  2. Scotland is preparing for a crime wave, which will be caused by global warming.
  3. I like cats, but you can have too many of them. If you do, blame global warming.
  4. When frogs started dying off all over the world the Rachel Carlson crowd insisted that pesticides were to blame. It turned out it was due to parasites and fungus. And, of course, global warming.
  5. If you have cockroaches, guess why? Yep, global warming.
  6. Beetles? Oh yeah, that’s because of global warming too.
  7. The snows of Kilimanjaro have been receding for years, and of course global warming is to blame for that. No, wait.
  8. Damn, insurance is expensive. All because of global warming.
  9. The reason hurricane Katrina was so nasty was because of global warming. (But wait – the following year we had the fewest, mildest hurricanes in a long time. (Shh, don’t tell anyone.))
  10. Are Tornadoes caused by global warming? Of course!
  11. Is there as shortage of hookers in your area? Damn that global warming!
  12. Why was your web site down? Global warming, of course.
  13. If an old guy is growing tiny bananas in his greenhouse, you know global warming is to blame.
  14. Is all this making you feel ill? Maybe it’s not this list; you’re sick because of global warming.
  15. Wolves eat fewer moose in one island and more moose on another, all because of global warming.
  16. And finally, we used to always be able to count on using the phrase “as cold as a nun’s tit in a brass bra.” Unfortunately, global warming has put an end to that too.